Like most married couples, Mrs.B and I often think of having a family one-day. We indulge in that age-old conversation where we decide what attributes he or she should have. For instance, her complexion but the durability of my skin; my height and knees with her jaw and nose; my eyes with her Chinesey shape…and the list goes on. With this in mind, we adopted the help of technology and morphed our images hoping that the end result could give us an idea of what we can expect. This is what we ended up with;
Simultaneously confused and amused we decided to get the opinion of a higher power in my mother. After laying her eyes on 'the combination', she raised her hands, clapped them together with her fingers wide spread and screamed ‘It’s a chaka! (Eunuch)’
Welcome to our asexual marriage.