I don't know if I mentioned this to y'all yet, but my computer broke, taking with it my access to a lot of the entertainment I had on there. So I've been filling the void with.... Jenna Marbles. I'm sure you've all heard of her and watched at least a couple of her videos, but this one made me laugh and laugh and laugh... cos it's just so damn true.
I too look for monsters (well, actually, serial killers) under the bed before I can go to sleep. I too get choked by long hair that has to be arranged perfectly on the pillow so it's out of the way but not bunched up in an uncomfortable lump. I too get harassed by furry animals who seem to think I am their jungle gym. I too play Angry Birds in bed.
Which leads me to believe that Jenna Marbles has a hidden camera in my bedroom, but whatevs. Girl's fucking funny.
Find more of her here, and check out another blog post I wrote about one of her videos on my beauty blog here if you want to learn what "goo hoarding" is.