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Grocery Stupids

Posted on the 19 May 2013 by Mamamelch @HillaryMelch
Anyone who has had the pleasure of grocery shopping with children before, surely will understand the absurdity, ridiculousness, and hilarity of this story.
We needed a full on grocery run.  It was necessary, otherwise I would have waited until later that night instead of venturing to the store with both Annika and Mayzie along for the ride.  They were wound up, and I wasn't in the mood to yell at them.  They were just being kids and exploring their surroundings and not really bothering me at all.  Just behind us in the store, there was a woman with triplet boys.  She had one of those wagons with three individual trailers, and her boys were sitting quietly and eating a snack.  I complimented her on her genius and she intimated that it was the only way she could get anything done.  Oh, the woes of a mother of multiples!  We shopped on.
I was standing a picking out produce, when all of a sudden an elderly lady addressed me:
Woman: Did you know that your daughter is running around with a bag of brussels sprouts?
Me: Yes. They're her favorite.  How lucky are we to get a 5 year old who loves brussels sprouts?
Woman: Well, both of your kids are being wild.  I saw a woman over there with 3 boys who were better behaved than your children.
Me: [astounded and too stunned to speak for a moment] Well, all kids are different.
Woman: [scoffs and walks away]
I laughed and went on with my shopping until the mother of the triplets turned the corner.  I HAD to tell her what that lady said.  I relayed the story and we shared a laugh.
She: Well, I guess I'll take the compliment.
Me: I knew you'd love it.  It didn't bother me.  After 5 years of this, I've learned to let stuff like that roll off my back.
She: Well you know what my husband always says? "God must really love stupid people, because he sure made a lot of them."
Me: I'm totally stealing that.
We finished shopping, and I warned a woman on the way in with a kid to beware of judge-y elderly people inside.  She laughed and said, "Thanks for the tip."
Two thoughts occur to me upon reflection:
1. I really LOVE the camaraderie between parents.  We're really all in this together, and I adore parents who just GET it.
2. Exactly how long does it take before you forget what it's like to be a parent of small children and to become judge-y and arrogant enough to feel that you have the right to tell others how to handle theirs in public?
Here's hoping I never get like that.
Grocery Stupids


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