Halloween is for Tricks and Hoes.

I love Halloween, I love to decorate the house for it. I really REALLY love to go to haunted houses. Mostly because it's a reason to cling on to Jared and be absurdly cute in public. So cute that we make people throw up in their mouths a little bit. They'll see us, and think we're on our first date, because you can do that at haunted houses. I will scream, and say "J I am so scared, hold my hand! AH no don't let go!" "Baby boy, where you at?!" Things like that. People will stare, and they'll pretend to be annoyed, but they just wish that they had a man as hot as mine. {J and I at the haunted circus on Saturday}
I think the hardest part about Halloween is deciding what to dress up as. Most girl costumes are basically along the lines of how much skin can I show without being fully naked? It actually wouldn't surprise me if girls came to a party as a nudist. Just so that guys would gawk at them. I have done the whole, look at me thing before. Actually I was Mini mouse one year, and I still lived at home. I was so embarrassed to wear it around the house, because if I bent over you could see my bum. I didn't want my momma and dad to stare at that cute hiny of mine! Anyway later that night I went to a party with some friends, and well I looked like a disney character compared to the costume of "Eve", where a chich wore a leaf on a thong. Yeah... that's creative! 
Anyway. I have been on a streak of not skanked up costumes the past few year. Between mini mouse, a mummy, and a taco bell sauce packet, the past 3 years, well I am looking to impress. This year we are headed to Vegas this year, and that means I really need to come up with something good. I like homemade costumes the most, and really need to dig deep to think of something good. That's what I plan to be pondering the rest of the month.
Anyone see any good ideas lately?