Look, I made you a turkey:
Hand turkeys: not just for 5 year-olds.
Happy American Thanksgiving!!!
Canadian Thanksgiving was just last month, but I think everyone should embrace American Thanksgiving and spend the next four days binge eating starches.
On that note, may your weekend be full of pumpkin pie lattes and jumb0 shrimp.
Please don’t trample anyone on Black Friday; there are enough 65 inch plasma TVs for everyone.
Okay?
Okay.
P.S. I’m thankful for my readers… awwwww…