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Every time a politician makes a speech, a hyena dies laughing

laughter is contagious, isn’t it? you see someone laughing loud or uncontrollably for some time, you will start laughing or smiling too. This is what laughter yoga is based on too!! They say a good hearty laughter is good for health , but I have seen people getting scared of my laughing avatar , which may be because when I laugh I look like a witch with sinister plans bubbling in the cauldron of my head. Can’t blame the scared ones, for 99% of times it is some mischief brewing up or already taken shape, which makes me break into long hearty spells of laughter. Got to admit I laugh a lot, so when I post LOL in any of your blog posts, I am actually laughing at that time, hey I can multitask!hyenas, now why would you ask about them, how strange!!!……..oh sorry I started it.so why does a hyena laugh, well there can be many reasons behind it.like how they are not affected by the unreal hike in prices of commodities or never ever have to buy a house…Do you know that the word hyena is derived from a Greek work hyaina which means pig!Did anyone ever ask the pigs how they felt about this whole issue? No. And this is why Hyenas roll with laughter even more.

Then there is this whole origin confusion which is very hyena funny.I mean at first no one knew what they were, including the hyenas. They had characteristics of the civet cat then they decided to be dog like then wolf like then cheetah like and now they are more of bear like..whoa this should have had the entire animal kingdom lolling for rest of the life time but i guess only crocodiles and hyenas found it funny and tortoise just hid it self into the shell.

and if you don’t think these are reasons enough for a hyena to laugh wait till you know about their his and her thing!The genitalia of male and female hyenas are strikingly similar in fact the other day a bull who couldn’t tell the difference ended up asking a male hyena for a date.. The Male Hyena agreed and they are in a complicated relationship as per their Facebook status, but let’s keep it for another post.I know why Female hyenas laugh, they are bigger than the males and they have three times more testosterone, whooaaa super girls, yay go FEMALE HYENAS Hey who can tell me why do the giraffes have long neck?I can I canerr you asked the question Monicabut I know the answer! It’s because when hyenas meet they greet each other with one leg up smelling each others private part which is very gross and this is the very reason why giraffes prayed to god for years to give them long neck and spare them all the ugliness….it is funny you know to meet like that…. yeah I am gross too. No I don’t smell people, I meant funny as in ……never mindStill worried that hyenas are not laughing for right reasons?Did you know hyenas have the ability to digest the entire body of their prey: bones, horns, hair, skin, even teeth. Zero wastage!! whoaa of course they have the last laugh and to help them ornate every occasion with laughter they have very big heart, literally, 10% of their body weight is heart so they can afford to have a real hearty laugh whenever they wish to!

And last but not the least even God wanted Hyenas to laugh.don’t agree!well the Hyena babies are born with teeth! see I told ya, this proves two things, God wants Hyenas to laugh and second he loves crocodiles.Of course there are people who would say hyenas don’t laugh because they think something is funny. Why You Sheldon Coopers! Anyways it turns out the “laughing” is actually a noise they make when they are excited or frightened. Nervous laughter, now don’t we all know about them… My dear friends now that you know all you ever wanted to know about hyenas you must be happy and all set to laugh for laughter doesn’t need no reason or season and let’s admit it’s always fun to scare people with loud prolonged laughter. Have a great day and do not forget to watch the video.