Hot Buttered Blog & New Blog Awards!

 I’ve just been graced with another blog award from my pal Cherie, whose blog you should visit and gift with many wise and kind comments. She keeps a very chic and stylish blog, which she buffs and oils daily so that its pelt stays glossy. Thank you, Cherie!
This blog award appears to be in flames, so I was a little bit scared at first. But then I embraced it, and also doused it with a big hose. It doesn’t look quite as perky as it did before. But it’s much less menacing.

This award comes with one rule: Pay it forward. Wait for it! It's at the end of this entry.
Get out your fire extinguishers NOW, mofos!

I decided that I, too, could make some nice blog awards. And I could hand them out like unwanted fruitcakes at a bad holiday party! I cannot decide which award I shall start to foist upon my friends, who will quickly block me, spit on the ground when I pass, and write my name on tiny scraps of paper and toss them into a bewitched urn so that my goats' milk gets blighted and sour. Anyway, perhaps you'll vote?

Everything tastes good bathed in hot butter. Your blog tastes good, too. I want to dip my crawdaddy right into it! That sounded dirty but I didn't mean it that way. I like hot butter. It would taste good even on a brick, or maybe on a small turd.

Goll Damn, it has so many heads. And they are all staring at me! If you get this award, your blog has hooves, multiple eyes, and rocks the Kasbah six ways till Sunday. You are specialness incarnate.

I just don't know who to give this award to...eeny, meenie, miney, mo. No takers? Hey, if anyone wants this award, you can have it for free. No bribes this time. No secret $ envelope exchange, no PayPal. Just take it. Take it! Get it out of my sight, for it sickens me!

When I went to your blog expecting witty and erudite commentary, it unleashed four bacon slices into my waiting hands. I tried again, tapping at my screen, and then it fired the bacon out at my eyeballs. My eyeballs and mouth were instantly erased. This is not what I was expecting. However, I am still very fond of you and find you amusing.

And now the winners of the Blog on Fire Award. I picked them because they are rather fun and fiery, and are presumed to have fire extinguishers. Some of them are new(ish) to me but I am quickly growing fond of them all! I hope you enjoy their blogs and give them some followin' love.
Thirty-Nine and Holding
Robin Weeks
EEV
Lesser Apricots
On the Edge of My Couch
Slushy, Mushy Me