Ready to get UNDER THE COVERS and make massage oil??!
{ Hint: it's with essential oils } Woot!
It takes massage oil to a whole new level of WHOA.
I kid you not. Best thing evahh.
Seriously. Perfection. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{ The exclamation points are necessary, I swear. }}
You'll lose your mind over it. It's ridiculous. UGH. Dead.
PLEASE READ!!!!!! If someone comes to your front door & asks you to remove your clothes & dance with your arms in the air, DO NOT do this, it is a scam, they just want to see you naked. I wish I had received this yesterday, I feel stupid now! Either way, you need to get neckid to use this oil.
I've tried all kinds of recipes for massage oil...and perhaps the moon phase was wrong, or the tide was too low...but I could never get it just right.
Until now.
Michael and I were participating in marriage therapy, otherwise known as grocery shopping. An idea hit us. Coconut oil. Coconut oil solves everything.
Michael suggested making massage oil, and I was like shut up lets do it right now and then we did it.
Not that. I know what you were thinking. Okay that.
Where were we?
See that massage oil up there? ^^ Life changing.
Bee tee dubs.: did you know that there are 556347340865 tutorials out there on essential oil uses? Forget them all. This is the best one. Don't try and fact check me. I think the internet is down today.
When I figured out how to make this essential oil massage oil ... I believe I may have screamed.
I don't want to deflate your love tires or get you all kinds of grossed out... but we need to talk about your sheets. Many massage oils stain your sheets with-gahross-yellow-dinginess ... but not this one.
That was awkward, right? Okay bye.
Wait, did you leave?
If you come back, can you tell my Mom that this recipe is actually a moisturizing oil for dry skin? I'm sure she's all kinds of wigged out by now too. She probably thinks I slipped on the crazy scale, right about now.
My fave: I use Ylang Ylang essential oil for pretty much e v e r y t h i n g . Massage oil. Body lotion. Moisturizer. Room diffuser. Cleaning. Driving in my car. Paying Bills. Booking travel. Kidding. Basically, ylang ylang is all over my dang place and it makes me so stinking happy.
1. Avery square labels or just print on paper & cut the squares. I did. With this. I love the satisfaction of cutting paper into fancy dancy squares. You too, weirdo? Here's some free label printables..
2. 4 oz amber bottles with mist sprayer or pump. I buy mine with the lid and buy the sprayer and pumps separately, because I love the look of the lids too.
3. 4 oz. Coconut oil ... It's d'bomb dot com. No seriously. Divine.
4. 50 drops Ylang ylang essential oil. Imagine what heaven smells like. It smells like that.
Optional and totes fun for gift giving...
6. Kate spade stamp & pad with super funky fun sayings... like.. 'escape the ordinary, don't mind if I do, light up the room, live colorfully, set the tone'...oooooohhh..so good.
This essential oil massage oil is so stupid easy to make, you'll want to punch yourself in the face.
Gently pour coconut oil into a glass bottle add your fave essential oil. Done, ya dang hippie.
INSTANT LABEL DOWNLOADUse fractionated coconut oil !! <- Sorry to yell. I nearly forgot that part! It hasta hasta hasta be fractionated so it is soft and flowy. Whaaa? Trust me. You need flowy coconut oil not that solid stuff in a jar. ewhhh.
PS. Never trust anyone who says trust me. Except me.
F r a c t i o n a t e d.
Do it.
Here's the thing...You can totally experiment with different oils to get that exact scent you want. I've combined bergamot, lavender and/or rose with my fave ylang ylang. Because I'm a complete weirdo, I prefer the slightly flowery sensual scent of ylang ylang essential oil. Gah, it's so nice. Don't tell the authorities about my obsession.
Instructions for use:
Want to know how to use it? Get buck nakid.
There's probably a bonk ton of rules on how to apply essential oils, where to apply them, what to put them on, how to add them at the right moon phase while doing koombaya trust falls... but I'm telling you guys....I've been just throwing mine in a bottle with coconut oil and boom... magic happens ... boom-chicka-wow-wow.
other essential oils uses
PS. here's the recipes for bath bombs and a DIY poop-pouri toilet spray (with free labels!) with essential oil. They are kickass amazing. Legit. Who me? Obsessed with essential oil much? Nope. Yes.
This is probably where I'm should say, consult a doctor and therapist and perhaps your mother in law, an elder in your community, an escaped convict... anyone... if you are unsure about using essential oils. I've been using them for forever and I swear there is nothing.wrong.with.me. Nothing. Wrong. With. Me. Right? Don't answer that. I wasn't a real question.
I use pure essential oils though, and not 'perfume' essential oils (AKA fake essential oil.)
Get the real deal.
Here's the labels again for you!
You can even diffuse it throughout your home, ya FLOWER CHILD.
There you have it, theeeee best massage oil of all time. Right here. Right now.
Now that I've accomplished that, I have to figure out what to do with my life. I'm thinking hot pink lipstick.
Do you have essential oil secret recipes?! Do you make candles? Room spray? Cleaners? Room diffusers? Bath bombs? Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Share your fave tips & recipes and hook a hippie sista up!
