With Steven Tyler. I mean seriously, look at the guy…
He is too skinny, he has beady eyes, and I promised myself from when I was 20 that I would NEVER like boys with rock star hair…and he is 63, ok, he looks pretty good for 63, but you know what I mean right??
There is just something about this guy maybe kinda like a car crash that makes it hard to look away.
I think the attraction with me may be that he is unpredictable, and says whatever the hell he wants to. I find that endearing, in a fucked up way.
American Idol starts tonight, and I am more than ever totally realizing that I need to get a life… because I am really excited about it.
It is the one show that will win out over hockey. I am finding I like it now better than when Simon was on it, mostly in part to Steven being there instead. When I first heard he was on there, I was like … WHAT? are they mental? That ain’t gonna work.
But it has. He is constantly amusing and controversial.
He is honest, he owns his shit and calls others on theirs, and he seems to be a really nice guy. That’s charming. That is what draws me to him.
Oh and I forgot to tell you, I am going as him for Halloween this year, I mean if you look at the side by side pictures, it is terrifying how easily I am going to be able to pull that off, a few feathers, a bad hair day, some lycra pants and a scarf, I have it down pat. Maybe he is my real Dad…
Bhahahahahah…KIDDING MOM!!!!
So while the press bombards us with pictures of Steven’s Moobs… and seriously guys, I don’t care how much money you have, no 63 year old man should wear a camo speedo. Just saying…
We seem to stay enamored with him, for reasons unknown.
I just think we should do it when he is dressed.
Happy American Idol night everyone!!
