If you made vodka out of powdered potato, would the advertising slogan be "With Smash Get Smashed!"
(For those younger non-UK citizens, check out Smash Mash Potatoes Advert to understand the above)
Staying on the subject of alcohol, it's fascinating how, after consuming a coffee laced with spirit, you can wiggle your head backwards and forwards seemingly easier than before. And yet in the morning I'm confident all that effort-free head relocation will come back to bite me.
I've been doing this pedometer challenge at work, which started on Monday - basically for four weeks I have to walk as many steps as I can, recorded using a pedometer. I've not been doing very well, so I decided to take things into my own hands and exercise tonight.
An hour on "Lets Dance 3" on the Wii.
Tired now.
But I did get three stars on Cee Lo Green "Forget You!"