Trying to get to know U is like trying to split the red sea.
The pain U feel today is the strength U feel tomorrow.
I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
•I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.
I’m really a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together
In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire
Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
It’s Weird that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.
Thank U for making me feel less alone...
stop stop, I am gonna pee
"Dream" as if U’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
There is no other woman in the world like you. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to call you mine.
I’ve fallen in love many times always with you.
No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.
You’re still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in this cold world.
Guess what day it is, the best day of your life
Single, Taken, Busy Getting Money
Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football
Dream big (tiny font)
Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say
Don’t think you’re a pro photographer just because you use the lazy services of Instagram.
Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.
I smile because I know I’m right in the end
Everything happens for a reason, what that reason is I have no idea
It’s Monday again, just the worst
It’s easy to stand out; it takes courage to stand-alone
Nothing worth having comes easy
Two things a girl wants, to lose weight, and to eat
When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.
Everything you can imagine is real somewhere, sometime
She turned her cants into cans and her dreams into plans
People will change but memories won’t
Please, no vibe killers
Sometimes it’s ok to fall apart to be put back together later
I’m currently in training to be your hottest ex-girlfriend
I am strong because I know my weakness
Sometimes it’s easier said than done
Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.
While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
Every storm runs out of rain
Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Silence is the most powerful scream.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I didn’t choose the #thug life, the thug life chose me...
My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
Live the live U want to, not the one U’re supposed to
Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands
Can someone tell me my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.
Life is short, false, it’s the longest thing U do
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery
Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decrease of world sucking
All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
Born at a very young age
Buddy, can you paradigm?
I’ve been waiting hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.
I see your smile in everything and your lips on every girl
Why not I say?
Don’t ruin my good day, because you had a bad day
Instagram Thursday is the worst day
After every storm, the sun will smile
The dream is free, the hustle is sold separately
There are kinds of love and kinds of hate
Be yourself, that’s it
Bald. Often Unreliable. Easily distract
Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire
Camping is intents
We have this hope as an anchor for the soul, firm and secure
A quitter never wins and a winner never quits
I’d rather be on a lake than in a mall
Currently starring in my own reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella;One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes
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