Good 3am Ladies and GentsI think that it is still considered Friday, because even thought it’s 3:15 I still haven’t fallen asleep so it still counts as Friday. Does anyone else live by this logic? I am kind of doped up right now, because for some reason the Valium I took for my vertigo hasn’t made me pass out like a sloppy drunk yet. So let’s make this happen Cap’n!Dear Bloggers,You are all really cute. Thank you so much for all you love as I have been absent from the real world. I decided that my real world is blogging now, and my “real” life is just fake. Dear Shia,I love the crap out of you, seriously. I even wipe out all your folds at night. HOWEVER when I am stuck home with you all day, I kind of want to pull my hair out and sit on you. You are so crazy! All I want to do it sleep and you keep nudging your damn tug of war in my face! Chill out pup.Dear Jared,Hello Mr. Sexy handsome pants. Thank you for taking me all over to get diagnosed yesterday. I know it’s frustrating for you to miss work, and that you are seriously just toting me around because I can’t drive but I REALLY appreciate it, and I am so glad I married a wonderful man like you.Dear Mom,Stop freaking out, I am fine :)Dear everybody in the world,Just because I am sick, DOES NOT mean I am pregnant. I was am SO ENTIRELY sick of hearing that this week. I could take a needle and prick all your fingers that sent me a text, called me or communicated in some way your concerns about me possibly being preggo’d. The answer is NO FREAKING NO! Dear Jazmine and Kristin,I am SO sorry! I have been so entirely lazy and sick this week that my obligations to both of you took WAY longer than they should have. I AM SORRY!Dear Boy Meets World,Thank you times a million for running marathons this week, so I could rewatch episodes that I just adore. I mean how can you not love that sitcom?Dear wrist band,You are hilarious. I am a dizzy mess, fall risk.