Just Call Me The Anti-Prank -

Posted on the 15 May 2014 by Juliejordanscott @juliejordanscot
Typical 1970's bedroom. Mine didn't look like this, but it sort of sets the tone.

I almost didn't participate this week in BiteSize Memoir, but decided just to throw this out there even amidst not wanting to throw it out there. Usually when I do this I find great rewards, even at solely the personal level.

Our prompt from the Bitesize Memoir Challenge from Lisa Reiter  this week:

Jinks: Childish, playful, often noisy and rowdy activities, usually involving mischievous pranks.

Japes: Tricks or practical jokes or even perhaps, gags or shenanigans.

   Preface: I am the wet-towel of pranks and practical jokes. I literally abhor them. April 1 is a day I frown upon and I often tell my friends to be careful with pranking their children. This prank was done not with any malice intended at all, I was just a very tender child who hid much of that tenderness behind a smile. I still do, actually. With that said, here are almost 150 words on the topic. Happy Memoir Writing!

There is something very comforting in the way a sheet drawn tight around my feet and pulled up to my chin feels. It is a non-language feeling of deep love, perhaps reminiscent of the swaddling of babyhood.

My child-world was briefly set on its end long ago when an April Fool’s Prank turned into a moment of quiet terror.

It sounds absurd now. I remember smiling as tears burned. I looked to my sister and my mother who were smiling wider than normal, holding back laughter. Why were they laughing when a basic comfort like putting my feet into my bed was suddenly impossible? This was one of the few places I could trust. It was a spot I knew the best: the comfort and safety stretching out my feet.

The panic I felt was the genesis for my anti-prank stance. No harm was meant. I was just a weird kid.

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