Does this look like your idea of a good time?
How about this?
I'm willing to bet that the warmer weather and threat of the oncoming season of lighter, shorter, more revealing clothing have combined to breed that most dreaded of human emotional experiences: guilt.
Well, my friends, I am here to help you overcome this painful experience. I am pleased to announce that I am now offering a new personal enrichment course called "Guilt Avoidance Therapy." Classes run six days a week at $5 per session, and require almost no effort on your part.
Simply bring your cheeseburger, pizza, fried chicken, milkshake, or other delicious food of choice along with your desire to eat in a guilt free fashion. While you eat, you will watch me work out for 50 minutes on Insanity during which time you will get to see Shaun T kick my ass up one side of Weeksville and down the other, which will result in me:
- sweating profusely
- limping
- cussing like a sailor (when I have enough air to do so)
- falling down
- crying like a little girl
will be squashed like a bug by your fear of having to suffer through this...