Dear motocross girlfriends, why do you bother going out with a racer if you're just going to break up with them when they lose?
Dear sorority women, you are still a member of your sorority when you become an alum. Don't say you "were" in a sorority. You ARE in a sorority.
Dear Jane Adensam, thank you so much for making my blog look FABULOUS.
Dear future husband, I'm ready to meet you now. (Wouldn't it be weird if I already met him, I just don't know it yet?)
Dear sisters, my love for y'all grows every day. I'm so excited for the day I can apply to be a leadership consultant.
Dear spirit jersey, please hurry up and be shipped! I don't know how much longer I can wait!
Dear Marley Lilly, I'm going to need you to hurry and ship my bow and T-shirt. Where has my patience gone?
Dear high school seniors, please read this. Not everyone should join a sorority.
