Me and the "elf" Doing All Weird Things All Around!!!!!!

one whole day........ its a long long time.....
there is so much to do... so many pranks to play,  a lot of fun with friends, teasing people around......... too many things to do.... and just one day!!!!!!
oh my god... i really get this bad sometimes, i contradict my own statements..... 
n that is why most of my close friends call me a muddle head........ 
that hurts sometimes...... but most of the times... i take advantage of it...... whenever i start talking about something... n then i'm this close to reveal a secret to someone........ i change the subject for a while and then act confused.... as if i had completely forgotten what i was about to say........
its fun at times....
.but sometimes... i really forget about it and land up in a troubled state............  and then the elf inside of me...... with its freaking fishy smiles...... gets on my head........
i do weird things.... most of us do really really weird things..... but then there's a lot of fun in being weird.......
the best part is.... people know that you are weird.... so they don't go on staring at you or giving you tough looks when you are expressing out your weirdness.... n spreading it all around you.....
the elf.... oh....!!!!!!!! 
i forgot about the elf.......!!!!!!!! 
its my better half...... it resides in my insight......... it does all the nutty things...... i am just the source..... the inspiration is the little elf...... i love him, he loves me... we just cant get apart........ n we both keep on arguing about whether its time for a little prank or not.
elf says..... its worthless asking me because i always say no........ n to every vaguely funny idea that sometimes comes my mind... elf says a big bright YEA!! n then i go all nuts because elf has to do what its made up his mind upon......
in my little silly, little hysterical and little maniac life......... its always me and the elf...... we laugh together... i cry (sometimes) and he makes me LOL..... we play pranks on people together...... and he always out runs my capability to make people laugh........
with him.... i dont bother if no ones with me..... because i'm never alone..... i always have him...... and you know what the best part is............. me and the elf... keep each other's secrets and no one would ever know about whats going on and whats the next prank we are to play..........because.... no one ever hears us talking to each other..............
ouch............... he just pinched me...............  "damn it u elf in my head... whats the matter with you........??"
oh.... i'm so sorry....... i forgot to tell u my best buddy's name.......... its BUGS!!!!            
oh not like bugs the bunny....... its jus bugs..... because bugs just keeps on bugging in my head...........
but instead of all that bugging and teasing and kidding..... i just love bugs...... n no one would ever replace him..........
n hey......... about bugs......... its all a secret........ and i want it to be one.............
and i'm really good at keeping secrets... so do you have  some one like bugs........????