I open the first package, dog food. Okay, I guess the dogs need to eat.
I open the second package, the famous dog life vest has arrived! That’s good news, Indie won’t drown when Jared teach him to catch a fish with his bare teeth.
Then the third package. Hmmm. It had another person’s name and an address in a different city BUT there was a second label that had my address and my name on it. I didn’t know what to do. I consulted the one and only husband plus his golfing buddy and we came to the decision that it had my name on it, I should totally open it.
The box was really heavy. It was in a small box, maybe 12x10x3 so I really didn’t expect the weight to drop my arms to the ground.
I opened the box and there was a HEAD! Just kidding… There was something really unusual inside though, a police armor breast plate. I have never been more confused, unless my online shopping had turned into sleep shopping, I probably did not order police issued armor.
I am pretty sure this police man, let’s call him, George was out in the line of duty without any protection. He probably had to doge bullets left and right matrix style, all because UPS brought his package to the totally wrong house. Luckily, I felt it was my patriotic duty to have Jared call the number on the packing slip and arrange for the policeman to come grab his package.
Have you ever received a package by mistake?
