Mind the Gap!

Posted on the 11 October 2011 by Jennyphresh @feralpony


Please do not feed sugar cubes to the rats on the subway. It causes them to smoke and play loud music.


If you step into the gap, you will be sucked quickly to Hell while the grey-faced people look on. Your tummy is unbecoming for a man your age and professional assignation.


Do not vomit hot dogs at the robotic device whilst prodding it in the duodenum with your finger in a rude and aggressive manner.


What about ponies? They do not poo in the streets!

If you do any of these bad things in this playground your head will immediately pop off like a spiked volleyball. You will also lose your feet, which are really ugly and have an oversized big toe, kind of like Uma Thurman's in Kill Bill.