I looked in the mirror this evening with my reading glasses on (can’t see a word without them now) and had a horrible shock … my eyebrows had a couple of wiry white hairs growing out from them at oblique angles and worse than that, I have a moustache.
I don’t need to grow one for Movember, I have one already, not a Zapata or a Lech Walesa but one that’s clearly visible (particularly on the left side …).
Why has nobody told me? Is everyone waiting until I leave the room and then exploding into fits of disgusted giggles?
Dear oh dear … on Friday I high tail it to the threading people to have my eyebrows mended and my moustache hoiked out.
So busy looking after my small person I totally forgot to look in the mirror at myself.
Note to self for the morning; Must find thick paper bag and cut eye holes in it to put over head before I go out in public to stop anyone else from seeing me in such a state!
Oh the shame…
so NOT a yummy Mummy! Poor Hope …
