My Day in Numbers: Counting to Ten Slowly

5     bananas eaten by Boy Three10   minutes taken to consume bananas by Boy Three1     edition of cake-making part work delivered2     things broken in kitchen due to cake-making by Boy One1     sets of PE kit lost today3     sets of PE kit lost since September 1     deadline met0     in boxes emptied2     pairs of trousers soak by Boy One (various fluids)45   minutes waiting for someone at Tax Office to talk to me46   minutes children were quiet before rumpus erupted16   fish fingers consumed 6     interventions needed with Boy Three's cooking help0     kitchen surfaces unscathed by Boy One's cooking1     fantastic new band discovered