Hey guys!!! Happy Monday.
Christmas is only like 7 sleeps away! Holy mistletoe. I have a great little Christmas joke for ya….
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes!!!!
ahahahah!!!
Please tell me you’re laughing so hard you’re rolling on the floor almost peeing your pants. I may or may not have done this when I first heard this joke……..
Breakfast
I had a crazy huge dinner last night with Max after finally seeing the New Years Movie that my tummy wanted nothing to do with any kind of food this AM. I went with a grande Awake Tea with cold soy added. Yummmmmmmm.
I got crazy lucky and had the morning off from work so I went home and cleaned my room while listening to Adele’s 21 album and I sang Rolling in the Deep at the top of my lungs while folding my tee shirts. I’m pretty sure the dog barking was coming from my neighbors dog being mad at my singing.
then I went on my first run since pre- tummy troubles and food sensitivities.
Fitness
I ran 2 miles in about 21 minutes and burned 276 calories. This run should be re-named Determination because that’s all that got me to the end. I had the worst stitch in my side and I might have crawled the last .1 mile………. A dude wearing a cowboy had riding in an orange Ford F250 honked at me. I feel country-violated.
My tummy feels better than it did before I found out about my food sensitivities but it’s definitely freaking out a little bit. Before, my stomach/intestines would get so painful and bloated after running. Today I just have some pain so I’m hoping and thinking that my insides are just in shock.
I also did about 20 minutes of Pilates after my run, which felt awesome ad made my legs super-duper happy.
Lunch
My dad treated me to Wendy’s. I had the full BLT Cobb with no blue cheese and Italian dressing instead of the avocado ranch. It was delish. And because I was crazy hungry (finally) I added a value size fry. Such a good combo.
I’m using my absolute favorite purse today because I’m 8 ways of ecstatic over my great fitness accomplishment.
It has ducks and it’s highlighter pink on the inside!!! Can life get any better?!
Tell me about you!!! I want to know…………
When does your tummy freak out?
Well it loves caramel apple spices from the ‘Bucks!! That’s freakin’ out in a good way.
What is the worst stocking stuffer ever?
Gum…….. or socks, or toothpaste.
Have you ever tricked a kid into believing you know Santa?
Yes. I have a call Santa app on my phone and I totally convinced Angelo that I called him to tell Santa he was being bad.