New Flavours

Posted on the 09 January 2017 by Ravenswingthog @ravenswingthog
I saw on a bottle of cordial in our kitchen a label saying "new flavour".
Woah! New flavour?!? They've invented a new flavour?  That's truly amazing, and I think not overdue.  With science and technology nowadays I think that we're far too stuck with old flavours based on current foods and fruits, we should be experiencing all kinds of weird flavours which aren't like anything else we've ever tasted.
So, what is this new flavour?

Orange & Peach.
So, not a new flavour, just two old ones combined. It's like me saying that my shirt is a new colour, by combining green and blue.  Perhaps I'll name it bleen.
Orange & Peach, It's not even two unusual flavours.  You always get apple and blackcurrant, and orange and peach, or orange and pineapple.  manufacturers never mix the two lead fruits, you never get orange and apple together, and heaven forbid the secondary fruits get a bottle of their own - blackcurrant and peach?  Get outa town!!!
I'd love for them to go further, let's have some proper fruit mixtures. Lychee and lemon? Cherry and Quince? Gooseberry and Apricot? Coconut and mandarin! Let's see some weird fruits!
And why stick to fruits?  Steak and Lettuce?  Rabbit and Kite? Marmoset and White House?
Or, obviously - Gin and Tonic!
Cheers!