Son: We've got no toast.
My Wife: Yes, there's toast, daddy bought some bread
Son: But there's no toast tomorrow.
My Wife: Yes, we have bread, you put it in the toaster and you make toast.
Son: But there's no toast tomorrow.
My Wife: Yes, daddy bought bread.
Son (sadly): There's no toast Monday. No toast on Tuesday-
My Wife: Yes there is darling! Daddy. Bought. Bread.
I'm kinda excited to see what happens tomorrow when I try to make him some toast for breakfast while he insists that we can't have any.
Here is the bread. It exists.
Not that I care - it's Fathers Day, I got candy pizza :)
All the calories of real pizza, but without those nasty vitamins.
And to celebrate Fathers Day, I made a video of dad jokes - and if you think these are bad, you should have seen the ones that I didn't include :)