For some of you, mere hours remain until your team takes the field for the game that may crown them champion.
For the rest of you, mere hours remain until you get to see this years crop of Super Bowl commercials, most of which you’ve probably already seen on YouTube.
Not to mention the halftime show that no one seems to be particularly excited about (we love you, Bruno)…seriously, no ones mentioning it…it’s weird.
Still in all of the excitement of Super Bowl Sunday, it seems many of us have forgotten the special significance of this, the second day of February. It’s that magical day of the year when we drag an adorable little rodent out of its burrow and make it predict the weather for us.
For those who missed the groundhog’s psychic shadow—we’ve been sentenced to six more weeks of winter. Also, the polar vortex called, it said, “No duh!”
Finally, good luck to the Bronco’s and Seahawk’s fans, and if you find yourself in a Bill Murray-esque time-loop, we sure hope your team wins. That’d be one hell of a day to live over, and over, and over, and over again…
That is until you realize your brilliant plan of using your infinite time loop to help your team attain victory. Dream big.
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