Parenting 101 - Father's Logic

Lets just say:
It's your turn to have the kid and your five year old has been in the bathroom, quiet for the past half hour. He comes out of said bathroom, runs into the living room and jumps on the couch next to you.
Your five year old then asks you out of the blue "...why does it rain?..."
** blink blink **
I think an acceptable thing to tell him is "...God is crying..."
And if he asks why does God cry, another acceptable thing to tell him is, "...Probably because of something you did!!!..."