Other Half: Why would I have double A batteries.
Me: There's some by your right hand.
Other Half: Oh. Would you like some batteries?
After this brief chat, I was furnished with batteries.
But why did I need batteries?
For a pig, of course!
Oink.
But not just a pig, this is a pig that I won in a raffle.
Plus, it has special abilities - it vibrates.
I never thought when I woke up this morning today would include me saying "I've won a pink vibrating pig."
Life is interesting.