Random Thursday: If I Found $100 I Would....

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So, what would I do if I found $100?
If I found $100 laying on the ground, I would totally turn it in. :D
The end.
That's a lie.
Let's great real here; that's $100!  I get giddy whenever I found $5 on the ground., let along $100.  So, I would be sly about the whole thing.  I would glance around and make sure no one saw me pick up the loot, and then I would skip away merrily and spend it wisely.
And by wisely, I mean go on a mini shopping spree and buy crap I don't need at all.
Anyone else have an obsession with useless shit that is sold on TV and *never* sold in stores, even though it can be found at Bed, Bath and Beyond or on Amazon a few weeks later?  Yep, pretty sure that's what I'd buy.
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Showtime Rotisserie anyone?  I've wanted one for YEARS!  Smuggling the vacated $100 off the street would totally help with this.  Word.
What about you guys?  What would you do if you found $100?