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Random Thursday: Zombie Apocalypse - 5 Things In My Favour...

Posted on the 24 April 2014 by Mle_vnc @Backlist_Books

Random Thursday: Zombie Apocalypse - 5 Things In My Favour...
This week's RT topic with Lin, Katrin and I is not for the squeamish:
I would not do well in a zombie apocalypse. Let's just say that up front. However I do have a few things going for me.
1. I've watched a LOT of Walking Dead. And while watching it, I watched Daryl very, very carefully. And I'd say at least 2.5% of that time I was paying attention to how he killed stuff.
2. I might not be great at fighting, but I can hide like a champ. And I like explosives.
3. Lin, Rusty and I have worked out a plan. The plan is they work their way north to Canada, toting all the guns they own and pick up in America (aka the land of many weapons) and they protect us while I... I dunno. Mix the drinks or something.
4. I have three cats who do not like strangers, even when they're NOT dead and dripping foul-smelling goo everywhere. Also I might not be great at standing up for myself, but if someone I care about is in danger, I go all rabid moma bear.  Do NOT mess with my peeps.
Random Thursday: Zombie Apocalypse - 5 Things In My Favour...
5. I did go to a shooting range. Once. And I hit the target. Take that, zombie assholes. You're going DOWN. (Possibly. Once I remember how to load the gun. And aim.)
 (Oh, and sidebar - here's Norman Reedus when he was learning to use the crossbow. So I feel a bit better now.)
 Realistically though, I'd last about 5 minutes.
What about you guys? Would you be a survivor or zombie bait?

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