It’s a funny thing. The advertising on facebook. The very day that I changed my relationship status to single I was inundated with pictures of gorgeous, rich, single men that just wanted to date mature women. No young women wanted.
First off, just bite me because.
Not only are you pissing me off by saying I am old, you are false advertising by saying that the gorgeous guys you put in those pictures for the mature dating sights actually exist.
Well my friends…I am calling BULLLLLSHIT.
Seriously look at these guys…
Are they like totally in my freaking head? How the hell do they know that I like bald guys?? What the hell are they doing? Reading my posts, stalking me…I gotta say, I am a little freaked out here. Check out the second one…even the age couldn’t get much closer. Privacy my ass…. Well unless they can actually follow through and hook me up. But I doubt it.
And where did the Antique furniture ad come from…because I am old…gah. Assholes.
The chocolate is a no brainer. Obviously.
Except it says frigid…and who the hell is Lucy?
The terrifying part is that if I were to go to these sites and actually sign up, I know it would be exactly the same guys that are on Plenty of Fish and the other dating sites from around here. Which is frightening…cause I have either dated them, or tried to hide from them.
And I know without a shadow of a doubt that neither of those two gorgeous guys in the pictures are gonna be on there.
Dammit.
So Facebook…find someone else to taunt, I don’t wanna play your reindeer games anymore.
I am going to put my relationship status as complicated…that should mess you up some now shouldn’t it?
