Saturday Top 5 Laughs

I really don't have five top laughs from the kids but thought I'd link up with Saturday's Top 5 Laughs anyway. 
Bug has a habit of looking in the mirror and saying "Aw, I'm so cute!" I've told her she shouldn't say that about herself but should let other people compliment her. I guess she's catching on. Yesterday she was all dressed up and looking pretty. She walked over and said "Mama, will you say I look cute?" Ha!
I catch myself saying the most random things to the kids. Just in the last day or so I've said: "Don't put your shoe laces in your mouth." "Quit biting my feet." "Don't lick your hands and wash your face. You're not a cat." "Don't eat {grated} cheese off the floor." "Don't put your hands in the toilet!" "Don't put your feet in the toilet!" "You better not poop in the tub!" "Stop hugging your brother." "Don't eat the book." "Tell the bath bye-bye" "Tell the pretty rain bye bye" "Don't take your diaper off!" "You do not need to go potty, just poop in your diaper." "Don't eat that shoe, that's nasty." And I know that's just a fraction of the odd things that come out of my mouth with toddlers around. They're always doing something random and funny!