Today as we all settle in for a great week, full of productivity, to-do list conquering, and general awesomeness, Amazon has dubbed today Prime Day.
I mean, come on Amazon, it's like you don't even want us to focus...
But I believe in us. We can ignore those menacing deal countdown clocks...
We will remain productive, even in the face of the allure of the promise of another deal that's even better than the 100 deals happening right now, and it's only 10 minutes and 29...28...27...26...
We will not be pulled in by the countless emails reminding of us the things we're missing out on (and definitely don't need, but that is beside the point)...
We will remind ourselves that the Prime Day FOMO is all in our head, we are not missing a thing...
Now get out there and don't shop, I believe in you...
...bi-daily smile...