

He often accuses me of snobbery and perhaps he's right. As there are a great many things that I prefer to be done a certain way and, when added up, they might look that way. From my Elitist (it's official now) point of view:
- Lamps are better than overhead lights.
- TV does not go on in the daytime (unless it's a national emergency or Christmas Day)
- Food is eaten at a table.
- Sportswear is for doing sport in.
- Butter is better than marge.
- Ketchup is better than brown sauce.
- AGAs are better than microwave ovens (except for warming plates).
- Plates should be warmed.
- Natural is better than man-made.
- Logos are better small.
- Pulling your weight is better than slacking.
- Clean is better than shiny (although both is best).
- Less is mostly more.
- Looking on the bright side is better than blaming others.
- Homemade is better than shop bought.
- Clothing must be appropriate.
- Domestic disputes must be private (as must crying and snogging).