We have always known that males are ‘one of a kind’ animals who, although have ‘claimed’ superiority over women since the dawn of time, STILL struggle to do two things at once and actually tell the truth in the plainest manner… this is particularaly due to their small attention span.
I often wonder, generally after an argument with some male in my life, how females survived in the earliest days of ‘mankind’ or how we pulled through …
More importantly WHY we still haven’t become asexual creatures.. I mean.. if you ask me, give me a battery operated machine and i’m happy… it’s up to me where it goes, how it goes, and there is none of this ‘kiss after a one night stand’ bullshit.. or no feeling of guilt or ANYTHING..
vibrators make the world an easier place..
anyway back on track..
Take for an example a religious stance on this – GOD, the almight who we have always assumed was of masculine form, obviously couldn’t multitask..
when he created mankind – while he was busy creating the female he thought.. hey lets give her boobs.. with nice little pink nipples…
obviously he got carried away with SOME women… and in this process accidentally moved his hand or poked two little pink marshmallows on men aswell – he could’ve removed them.. but by the time he’d stopped having fun with boobies, he completely forgot about males having nipples..
There is NO logical reason males have nipples, this is undeniable…unless you’re going to walk down to the plastic surgeons with a few thousand bucks to have some ‘silicone fun’ injected into you..
i mean.. most religious cynics are questioning why the Dinosaurs died out – i say we question God’s ‘undeniable’ logic or existence, based on the fact that he gave males nipples..
However, we can assume that if God exists, he is a male..
because when he created the almighty sexual interaction between male and female, the explosive, life giving, love making – he ONCE again got carried away with the male orgasm..
It is said that only 30% of females actually experience an orgasm.. (i say it’s only 30% of males that know how to actually have sex)
meanwhile, males are inclined by nature to reach climax everytime.. so they can reproduce..
the theory is that if a male reaches climax everytime, he’ll want to get there again every other time.. so while one chick is half way there and then gets impregnated, the alpha male can roam the village and sex whoever he wants..
however, females are expected to almost get there.. and then keep wanting more..
God realised males had short attention spans – they forget how great an orgasm feels.. and so he needed to make it a reoccuring event everytime they have sex..
and so they don’t question logic why they’d stick their snake into a tight space.. it also can be a reason why some males will stick it wherever..
so you might sometimes question why males are so out of touch with females..
the answer is simple, God decided the male orgasm was more frequent so .. he of course wanted to be in touch with males over females .. i mean.. what ‘greater being’ would REALLY want to experience child birth, period pains, brazillian waxes, menopause, let alone the all too frequent lack of female orgasm!!
and of course what does God have to say to this?
like a typical male he completely avoids topic and does not dictate it in the gospel bible..
so my advice to all ladies out there frustrated at males ..
take it out on God..
grab a vibrator – name it God and do it time and time and time again.. i mean fully reach climax every single time..
that way the dickhead will know how it feels to be used time and time again and not orgasm!!
