Shit Accountants Say #2

Speaking to one of the older tax lawyers in my department:
Lawyer: "Do you have those tax notices for Washington?"
Me: "Sure, let me print them out for you!"
Waiting on the printer...
Lawyer: "I think I'm done with this."
Me: "You mean working on the Washington crap?"
Lawyer: "No, I mean the whole tax thing in general. I'm done. There's got to be a better life than this. I could open a bar."
Me: "If you do, let me know. I could become an alcoholic."
Lawyer: "But seriously, I think if we move south towards the beach we could just drink and nap all day and have a ten hour a week job. We could go to like Costa Rica or somewhere in Central or South America."
Me: "And do what?"
Lawyer: "I don't know, teach English for food. If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd just drop everything and leave."
I am dying of laughter in my gray cubicle right now.