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Snowmagedon and Soon to Be Homelessness…

Posted on the 05 February 2017 by Redneckprincess @RdNeckPrincess

I had to shovel the driveway again today. I am so far done with winter I can’t even verbalize it.

Unless it is yelling to the snowplow truck driver at the top of my lungs that he is an asshole.

Which I did as he drove by my freshly shoveled driveway doing about 20 km an hour faster than the actual speed limit. 15 seconds after I had finished shoveling. I hope he heard me. I am fairly certain the neighbors did.

But hey…I have ten days left in my house. I may as well leave a lasting impression on my way out of town!

I will soon be homeless. That’s right, after ten years of being a home owner, I am going to be walking away, and starting a new life. Like a totally new life. I am pretty excited.

I am excited about renting. About having someone else pay for every single little thing that blows up, breaks, goes missing or just plain stops working.

I will be renting a very small space. One big enough for me and my dog and my cat. So no one else can move in. Being alone is fucking awesome and something that has delighted me to find out that I love.

I have never been so excited to be in a situation that I used to be terrified of. Homeless and jobless with no plan as to what I am going to do next! I know….it’s freaking insane. But so amazing and awesome, there really are no words. I can do absolutely whatever I want to do. Go where I want, with who I want, when I want! EEEEEEEEEkkkk….Doesn’t that sound fun!? Oh yes it does…

So as I rip through this new adventure by the seat of my pants, without a care in the world, happier than I have ever been in my life, all I can hope for is that one day soon, the damn snow will stop. Because it is putting a crimp in my mojo…it makes shit hard to get accomplished…and it’s making me think that I really need to be in Mexico for a few weeks until this crap goes away. I am pretty sure there won’t be any shoveling going on in Cabo, unless it is ice from a big ole margarita going into my very relaxed and tanned face…

And ya…I can do what I want. Life is awesome.

Happy snow day everyone…

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