‘Tis the day when ’tis expected that thou shouldst speak as though thou art Shakespeare.
Remember, ’tis in celebration of the 451st anniversary of the Bard’s day of birth/death, so pray, do try to keep things amiable.
I beseech thee, that if thou must show discord, keep it Shakespearean:
“…he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality…”
“All’s Well That Ends Well,” Act 3, Scene 6
Now, go forth and remember, when in doubt:
“Listen to many, speak to a few.”
“Hamlet,” Act 1, Scene 3
And never forget:
“…brevity is the soul of wit.”
“Hamlet,” Act 2, Scene 2
A most glorious day to you all.
…bi-daily smile…