Spring Breaker Resolution

My month and a half trip back to Vancouver has plunged my body weight to almost a record high of 140 lbs.  For someone who is of the "average" height, 140 sounds totally normal.  But for me, a borderline midget, it's totally not okay (apparently in order to be a midget, you have to be at most 4'9...and I'm 4'10").  In other words, I'm a human meatball.  On top of that, I luckily contracted my brother-in-law's European flu strain, I fell horribly ill literally the day I arrived safely back in Colorado.  At that point I pretty much felt like a meatball way passed its expiration date....slimy, icky, and smelling funny.  Although I was snots and all, the advantage was that the flu has easily melted off 15 lbs of my human lard.  So now I am down to 125 lbs.  All in all, flus can be just as good as one of those detox programs where they help you totally clear out all the sinuses and melt fat right off your body. 
So now this brings me to my Spring Breaker Resolution (a.k.a. New Year Resolution).  Upon coming up to almost 3 years of marriage, I have spotted my weight gain ever since I met my hubby.  Secretly, I think that he intentionally fatten me up so I can't run away or something.  Sneaky bastard.  I miss being 105 and not having such a cake shape face!  So my plan is to rip off 5 pounds per month til my birthday and also our anniversary in August.   Voila!  Til April 1, I am going to enjoy my last of my fudgsicles!  Go Easter!