First of all, nameless burger chain one, you totally missed out on your combined branding. McWhopper is not an actual blending of the two names (which I’ll still not mention directly). The only fair call here was WhoMac. Better luck next time, nameless burger chain.
Everyone else, I wish you all a happy Burger Day. I hope you’ve found a way to celebrate (or are reading this from a time zone where you still have time). Good eating to you all.
…bi-daily smile…