Staircases Are Harder Than Imaginary Lightsabers

So the other morning, I decided to cleanse the upstairs of monsters.  I never really decided what sort of monsters they were, they were possibly zombies, the main thing is that they weren't armed with any kind of ranged weaponry, and I don't think they had armor either.
Anyhow, the best kit to deal with imaginary monsters that I could think of was a twinned pair of two imaginary lightsabers.
I managed easily to take down half a dozen of the monsters and was pushing them back with ease, when I went to decapitate one that attempted to flank me.
And instead of eliminating an imaginary monster, I punched the underside of a staircase.
And managed to rip a chunk of skin off.

Ouch!  Next time I'll use a couple of bolt pistols, no need to swing my arms around quite so much.
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