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Stairs and Toddlers

Posted on the 05 November 2012 by Ravenswingthog @ravenswingthog
Eden's just getting to the stage that he's regularly using the stairs (supervised that is) and to be fair, he's pretty good at it.
The only problem we have is that sometimes... he's a bit lazy.
Especially when he's just got up in a morning, and the procedure is that we go downstairs, we pop some cartoons on, change his nappy, give him a drink, and let him wake up a little with a cartoon or two.  The when he's up to speed we can play a bit and then start thinking about breakfast.
Now the standard way to go down the stairs is that I go in front, holding his right hand while he holds the bannister with his left hand.  Sometimes to make things a bit livelier we'll count the stairs as we go down them. (we have 13 stairs from the ground floor to the first floor landing by the way, if you don't count the fact that the landing is actually on two levels)
But, if he's feeling lazy, he wants to be carried.
Now I've often only just woken up at this point and not necessarily fully up to speed with Eden's needs and desires.  So I may try to encourage him to descend the stairs in the normal manner.
In which case he jumps at me.
He hurls his fragile toddler body at my side, requiring me to grab him before he falls past and tumbles down the stairs.
To be fair it's fairly unlikely that he would tumble past me, but even so it's a way to get your heart pumping in a morning!
What have I been up to?  Well I've been continuing to play Birth of the Federation - for those wanting an update since my last post, my Ferengi Alliance is now one of the largest empires in the galaxy and we're busy pounding the Klingons into dust.  The Cardassians have conquered the Romulans, and are busy fighting the Federation.  We're nominally friends with both the Cardassians and the Federation, making us a huge amount of cash, despite the fact that both parties pretty much hate me.  I don't really care as long as they leave me alone while I finish off the Klingons, then I'll turn my attention to them.  I really want to test my fleets against the Cardassians as they are the biggest threat to me, even so I can't really think that they could win.  But it's huge fun to play anyway.
I'm mucking about with videos as well, I really need a half decent video editor, once I've got what will hopefully be the first of a series of videos I'll get it out there for people to look at.  I've had what are (I hope) ideas for vaguely funny videos - you'll be the first to know, I promise.
I'll finish this post by saying that if you haven't experienced Adam Hills, check him out.  He's an Australian comedian who is hilarious.  His website is at http://www.adamhills.com/ and there's tons of videos of him performing on YouTube as well.

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