Sweet niblets...it's Candice!Like Robbie Ray would say, get some get along in your giddyup and email me your full name and address within the next 7 days, to claim your prize.
Feel free to get excited and whoop it up and do a little celebratory line dance, in honour of Robbie Ray and his Southern....err....ness?
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Following the #winning impression I clearly imparted with my own story of Winning : Parental Parody Style, I've decided to share another epic win with you.
I received an email today....I have won the mother of all prizes. Better than any giveaway, lottery, golden ticket, chook raffle, lucky dip.
Thanks to a random lottery of all email accounts in the entire universe, my little old email address was chosen as the winner.
Maximum #winning, to the tune of €21,000,000,000 - Euro people! Not dollars, ringgit, rupee's or riel. Euro. As an Aussie operating on a currency with an exchange rate of approximately 1 EURO = $1.3581567 AUD, this means my win is actually $28,521,290,700.
Twenty eight billion, five hundred and twenty one million, two hundred and ninety thousand, seven hundred Australian dollars.
But don't worry, I promise not to let it go to my head or change me in any way.
Now I sit here, eagerly awaiting the transfer direct to my bank account.....
I'm going to use some of my windfall to buy the rights to Two and a Half Men, so my boy Charlie can start #winning again.Holy shit, I can even afford my very own Macca's, complete with bar area serving mojito's!
