1. I can plan to do school work, and actually do it.
2. Deciding to build my own house can totally distract me from anything else.
3. Using benzoyl peroxide on my face might be good for clearing acne, but makes my skin feel like I had way too much sun.
4. My dog can lose interest whilst in the middle of an agility course and stop to sniff the grass while I’m running as if my life depends on it.
5. I need to get paid more for what I do.
6. The word “Boob” is a perfect word. “B” is like an aerial view of them, “oo” is like a frontal view and “b” is like a side view.
7. Apparently it’s normal for 14 y/o kids to hang out (unsupervised) in the streets at night at Queen’s Day and even stand in line to a club.
8. The chance of running into one of my pupils at the Queen’s Day festival in the city greatly enhances my inhibitions.
9. My brother-in-law actually leaves early to “vacuum his apartment” (is this some kind of code for something?).
10. If you open a window and make love to the world, you’ll get pneumonia.