The Doorbell Must Wait!

Posted on the 05 November 2013 by Mikidemann @mikidemann
I have an antsy uncomfortable belly ache. My camera, that you've been hearing about for months and I've been dreaming of for twice that long is suppose to be at my door today.

Let me tell you why that makes me uncomfortable instead of jumping for joy! I should be doing cartwheels in my office, but instead I'm shaking my legs in anticipation because UPS is nothing shorty of crazy. My camera is a high value bundle and the seller put a $1300 price tag on it. UPS does NOT want this baby to get lost or get in the wrong hands because then the seller will make them pay for it.
I have been trying everything I can to get UPS to work with me, since I am a business woman that works a full time job and cannot stay home and wait on a doorbell so I can sign for this package. Which is all I want to be doing today, but alas I have a job and a company that depends on me.
M: "Hi, yesterday I called and spoke to Danielle who helped me out a lot and let me know that UPS offers a non-guaranteed delivery window of 4 hours that I can set up on the day of delivery"
UPS: "Hi Ma'am, can I have your tracking number to see what I can do for you?"
M: "Of course it's ________"
UPS: "Alright, it looks like it will be delivered today"
M: "Thanks, I see that. Can I request that it is delivered between 3pm-7pm today, since I get off work at 4 and there is no one home to sign for it. I know that it's a restricted package, so if I am  not home 3 times in a row, it will not be held for pick up, instead sent back to the shipper."
UPS: "Yes, Ma'am that is correct we will attempt delivery today, tomorrow and Thursday and if it's not signed for we will send it back to New York."
M: "Yikes, okay well my husband and I both work full time, so that's why I am praying for a glimmer of hope in requesting the 3pm - 7pm delivery 4 hour delivery window"
UPS: "I'm sorry that you were given the wrong information, we cannot request a delivery window."
M: "Oh no.. seriously?"
UPS: "Yes Ma'am, I'd suggest having someone wait at your home for the delivery"
M: "Thanks for your help"
So would anyone be able to sit at my house and wait for the doorbell to ring between 9am - 7pm? Lets all keep our fingers crossed so tightly that this package comes after I get home from work and that it's not sent back to New York.