The Great Milk Debacle (I’m Dumb and This Just Happened)

Posted on the 26 October 2011 by Bunnysunday @missbunnysunday

These ridiculous events occurred an hour ago when I returned from picking up milk at the corner store:

***WARNING this will make absolutely no sense if you don’t live in Canada where milk comes in bags***

Me: Why is there only 3 bags of milk in this bag?! Stupid corner store! They’re just trying to rip people off! This shit-hole city is full of thieving degenerates!!! RAAAAWR!!!!!

Fiancé (who was painting the bedroom): What?

Me: … there’s supposed to be 4 bags of milk in a 4 litre bag right? Each bag is a litre…. RIGHT!?!?

*silence*

Fiancé: um… I think so…?

Me: So should I take this back and make a big deal about it RIGHT?

Fiancé: maybe Google it first…

*5 minutes later*

Me: I can’t find anything! Stupid Canadian bagged milk! Why is there no information on the interwebs!? RAAAAWR!!!!

*I stomp back to corner store like a rabid T-rex*

15-Year-Old Cashier Dude (who’s probably never bought milk in his life): Hey

Me: So… I just bought this *holds up bag of milk* and there’s only THREE bags in it!

Him: Um… that’s weird… is there supposed to be 4 bags?

Me:  YES!!!!

Him: It looks like the rest of these bags all have 3 bags of milk in them.

Me: Ya, but did they come that way or is YOUR BOSS just taking a bag out and SELLING them like that?!?!?!?!?!

Him: I think they just come that way….

*silence*

Me: I might just be crazy….

Him: Ya….

Me: K. Thanks. Bye.

*I stomp back home like a slightly less rabid T-rex*

Me (on the phone with my step-dad): So there’s supposed to be 4 bags of milk in a 4 litre bag RIGHT?!?!?

My Step-Dad: What are you talking about? There’s usually 3 bags isn’t there?

*he calls my mom over*

My Mom: There’s 3 bags in a 4 litre bag.

*silence*

Me: Oh….

My Mom: Why? Are you trying to settle a bet?

Me: No… I just got milk from the corner store and there was only 3 bags in it…

My Mom: Well, it’s a good thing you called before you went back and complained.

Me: I already went back….

My Mom: *laughs* You probably should have Googled it first.

Me: I DID!!! I couldn’t find anything because stupid Canada is the only stupid country where milk comes in stupid bags!!!

My Mom: You should have searched for “Neilson milk”

Me: I DID!!!!!!!!

My Mom: So you yelled at the cashier for no reason…

Me: I’m dumb.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is my life.