There's Totally Oral Sex In The Bible.

Posted on the 16 March 2012 by Jillofalltrades @JillDeTrabajos
"As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons.  I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."  Song of Solomon, Ch. 2 Vs. 3.
BAM.  Oral sex.  In the fucking Bible.  I had heard it was there, and I went and found it myself in Song of Solomon (like a pro, I might add).  I'm still going to read the rest of this book too, because it's pretty good, and I am curious what else I will find.  It's sort of like a softcore porn story, this one.  Complete with flowery language.
I also noticed that in this version the editor, Mr. Scofield, seemed to skip RIGHT over that verse when he made his little notes and edits.
Which I find slightly hilarious.
I think that since he was making the comparison between Solomon/Solomon's Bride and Christ/The Church...he read that verse and got a mental picture of sucking off Jesus.
And in true Christian form, he ignored it and kept right on going.
Just thought I should share that with you all.
I'm sorry, I'm in the South now.  What am I thinking?  Just thought I should share that with y'all.
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