These Are My Confessions.

Do you remember that "Confessions" song by Usher and then Weird Al came along remade it? I thought Weird Al's version was pure gold. 15-year-old Miki probably peed her pants listening to it more than once. Who needs to confess that they don't like Pauly Shore and that they borrowed Chapstick? I might punch the person who throws up on my dog when they drink too much though, that's a solid confession. If you have NO idea what I'm talking about listen to THIS SONG... I'll wait.
With that extremely on point intro, here are my confessions.
+ I hate grocery shopping, NO I loathe grocery shopping. I have almost no food at my house and last night I couldn't even handle the thought of grocery shopping. Instead I pulled out an artichoke that is probably on the verge of going bad. I didn't have a plastic bag to cook it in, so I used tupperware. After cooking it I realized I didn't have mayo or butter to dip the artichoke leaves in. I decided to use pure lemon juice. My throat and upper mouth still feels raw, but I consider it a win because I didn't have to go grocery shopping.
+ Ke$ha's music really doesn't appeal to me. Normally I hear a loud squeaky voice say," your love, your love is my DRUG!" and I change the channel. Somehow I'm addicted to the song "Timber" by Ke$ha and Pitbull.  I also really dislike Pitbull.  Just for a shot at redemption they music video is really terrible.
+  On Saturday I didn't leave my bed until 3pm.
+ For the past week, my neck and back have been really achey. It's not the worst things, because I can bully Jared into giving me massages. I think the cause of my boo boo's is Shia. I realized that she sneaks on the bed and then cuddles at my knees. She inches closer and closer until my body is in a weird S shape, which causes kinks in my back and neck.
+  I took a Buzzfeed quiz last night that is supposed to tell me which actress would play me in a movie and the answer was Mindy Kaling. I was a little disappointed it wasn't Emma Stone or Tina Fey.
+ I have intentions to read. I buy books. I read reviews. When it boils down to it, I'd rather watch TV and online shop on my iPad.
+ After a long post (read here) of debating I did give up on my paper planner.  I went full digital.
+ I was terrified to get contacts for a long time, because I always had received compliments on how pretty my eyes were. I thought contacts would make people think my eye color was fake. I refused to get them for a long time. Now, I wear contacts everyday and have an appointment today, because my eyes are stupid.
+ This is a photo of Ellen and I at Luke Bryan last year. This photo makes me want to cry because I want summer to be here so badly.

+ When Jared is out of town, I always sleep on his side of the bed. It just makes me feel more comfortable to be laying in his spot. I also take naps on his side of the bed.
Are any of my confessions also yours??