Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Meat

Posted on the 24 August 2014 by Jillofalltrades @JillDeTrabajos
Are you aware of all the dangers of not eating meat?  Be sure to read this article so you can be super scared!

1. You will have more energy.

Photo courtesy of Hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com
Written by Allie Brosh, who, consequently, has a book out now which you should read.


2. You will have a lower risk of heart disease and cancer and a number of other ailments.

Photo courtesy of howtopreventheartdisease.info


3. You will learn all kinds of fun new ways to get the nutrition your body needs.

From Jill Goes Vegan


4. You will have a clear conscience.

5. You will be part of a very loving and cool community of vegans and vegetarians.

Almost that cool of a Community.


6. The world will not end.

Mary no longer consumes cow flesh??  Oh look--Earth still intact.



7. You won't miss it much--eventually it will probably even gross you out.

It hasn't even been 6 months, and this already makes me feel sick.


8. You will be able to get plenty of protein, iron, calcium, B-12, and all the other things your body needs.  Chances are, you'll get more nutrients than you used to.

Nutrition in a sweet potato.  One sweet potato.


9. Repeat, the world will not end.

Mary went vegan??? Surely the world will expl--oh.  Never mind.


So everybody stop freaking out and spreading lies on the internet.