Here are certain rules that you need to know about getting on and traveling on a Thirumalpur Fast.
1) If you get on a TMPL Fast, you do not get down before Tambaram.
2) If you get on a TMPL Fast, you do not f**king get down before Tambaram.
3) If its your first time on a TMPL Fast, be ready to hear some sensationally-sweet, honey coated words whenever train comes to a station.(sarcasm intended)
4) Forget any signs of decency or politeness whenever the train nears a station where its gonna stop.
Because those who are waiting to get into that train, are like this.
And, after getting down, that is, if you manage to, You'll look like this.
Maybe the Station Master will come and congratulate you, for your courageous endeavour, like this.
Thirumalpur Fast, whatte train!