Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted

This is my exterior dryer vent located about 12 feet off the ground. Notice that it actually has a cover to keep out the rain and what not; the flaps blow open when the dryer is exhausting.
This is how I like to spend my down time in the evenings after being at work day all day teaching, answering emails and phone calls,  and sitting on hiring committees. There is something so relaxing about dismantling my dryer for kicks.
Well look what I found while I was having my evening machinery dismantling. This poor guy was actually up in the bottom of the dryer itself. I could only get to him by taking the back cover off the dryer.
Believe it or not, this is actually the second year in a row this had happened. The lesson here for would be criminals in my hood: if you break in my house, they will be taking you out in a body bag. (Don't I sound tough for someone who doesn't even own a gun?)