ME: OK guys, here’s the….what is this called again?
LAUREN: Uh, Ugly fruit!
ME: Oh, no, she just called it an ugly fruit. That’s so mean. Do you think it’s an ugly fruit?
LAUREN: Yeah, it looks ugly, but, actually, I think it tastes good.
ME: Have you had it before?
LAUREN: No, but I think it tastes good.
SAM: (Holding it up) I’m going to marry you!
ME: Oh, Sam, that’s so nice of you, what a gentleman. Why are you going to marry it? Because you feel bad for it?
SAM: (no answer, just a confused look. Maybe he said “I’m going to carry you.”)
ME: What does it smell like?
LAUREN: Hmmm, it has a strong smell.
ME: It’s like a genie in a bottle, if you rub it, it will smell even stronger.
ME: What does it smell like now?
LAUREN: I think it smells like a stroooong orange.
ME: Should we see what it looks like on the inside?
LAUREN: It looks like an orange!
ME: What do you think it’s going to taste like?
LAUREN: An orange.
SAM: An orange.
EMMA: Owan (orange).
ME: Take a bite then.
LAUREN: An orange.
SAM: An orange.
EMMA: Owan (orange).
ME: Ok everyone, I know this is going to surprise you but it looks like we’ve simply stumbled on an ugly orange!